It’s actually not a HUGE story. Just figured I might as well update on something since I have nothing else to do. A lot of people don’t like to put their license plates on their bumper. This is true especially for those who have aftermarket bumpers that don’t already have a hole drilled for the mounting. Why ruin a perfect decent bumper? However, the law of my state requires that 2 license plates be attached to the car. They must be on the bumpers, and the rear one has to have the stickers showing valid registration.
I understand the rear. But if I put my front license plate on my dash, where it’s very easy to see, why punish me? I not only find that silly, I also got a ticket for it. And no, not a fix it ticket. Under the rules and regulations, having your front plate but not attaching it to the front is easily fixable, and therefore a fix it ticket. It is not a moving violation, nor is it a major infraction. But the damn CHP still gave me a non-fixable ticket.
So instead of paying the $240 fine (WTF?) for this ticket like the passive Asian that I am supposed to be, I requested a court date. I attached the front plate to the bumper, got the sign off even though the slip said it was a non-fixable problem (thanks nice LAPD guy!), and showed up to court on a Monday afternoon.
Did you know if you go to traffic court, you’re subject to a ridiculous number of fees? Actually, whatever the judge decides the final fine, you have to pay 240% in fees. I’m not joking. Why say one number and raise it by that much? That’s like extortion. Whatever, I was confident in my case.
The judge took one look at my ticket and responded, this is bullshit. I’m dismissing this case. Awesome. That’s the same as saying, your fine is $0. 240% of $0 is —- well it’s supposed to be $0. But there’s also the administrative fees of $10. So I walked in with a $240 ticket, and left with $10 out of my pocket. Booyah.






